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Children love funny poems and, when I'm lucky enough to visit them in their classrooms some of them will have chosen a funny poem to perform.  I hope you like them too.

Have you met: 'Old King Compost'?

Adventure of Samuel Spencer
      Smile (The)
All at Sea
All Change
All in the Name of Poetry
All Those Silly People
Alligators
An Armadillo Bought a Pillow
Are You a Master of Pasta?
Ask Them and You'll See
Baldicoot (The)
Bananas and Poems - A Limerick
Be More Friendly, Wag Your Tail
Be Careful What You Wish For
Best Punishment for Boys (The)
Better Than the Rest
Betty's Butty
Big Bad Maggie
Big Thanks to Google
Bless My Soul, It's Aunty
Brave Brave Sledderclob
Cameras Never Lie
Can Poetry Make You Sick?
Canine Maths
Can't Spell, Won't Spell
Cat is a Cat for All That (A)
Catch That Flea
Cecilia Ssssnake
Certain Shopkeeper from Norwich (A)
Chatterbox Lucy
Cheating
Chemistry Lesson (The)
Children's Questions
Choice
Chop Chop
Chubby Puppy (The)
Collector of Words (The)
Cow Machine (The)
Crocodile Came For Tea (A)
Croco-Scrumptious
Dad's Ergonomic Chair
Daddy's Sneezing Habit
Day of the Test (The)
Dear Father Christmas
Decision  Has Been Made (A)
Dentists
Dinosaur Dinner
Dispatching Your Tickle
Do Come for Tea, Dear
Do's and Don'ts
Doing the Shopping
Don't Be Scared
Don't Be Shy
Don't Serve Your Daddy Junk Food
Don't Scream When You First
      Meet a Ghost!
Don't Pick, Don't Pick
Dragon Woman
Dreaming of Monsters
Easy Peasy - But What a Squeezy!
Eat a Snake in a Cake?
Exercise is Good for You
Family Resemblances
Fidgety Fred
Fifty Pairs of Shoes, Please
Fish and Chips Again
Fish That Swallowed Granny's
     Teeth (The)
Flomping Wergles
Floppopotamus (The)
Forgive Me, Mum
Frolicking Frog (A)
Fruit and Vegetables
     May Not be Good for You
Fruit is Good for You
Fruity Kind of Love (A)
Georgie Boy and the Dragon
Get Some New Interests!!
Giant's Pants (A)
Giggling Gertie
God, Save Me From Them All!
Granddad Goes to Nursery School
Granddad's Nightmare
Granddad's Toupee
Granny's Parrot
Granny Sellar's Magic Salve
Gran's Cuckoo Clock
Greedy Bookworm (The)
Green Folk of Babonga (The)
Had a Nice Weekend?
Halfway
Have You Ever Considered a
       Bear Hug?
Heaven Only Knows!
Help!
Help - I've Swallowed a Rhyme
Henry the Super-Sucker
High Flyers
His Nose on His Knee

Hop Till You Drop

House Full of Smellies (A)

House is a Home for Me (A)

How Do Children Taste?

How Do Dragons Toast Their Bread?

Hug a Bug or Kiss a Slug?

Human Burger (A)

Hypochondriac (The)

I Can't Tell a Toad from a Shark

I Couldn't Eat a Whole One

I Forget

I Heard a Lion Roaring

I Keep a Penguin in my Pocket

I Know Just the Place

I Like Words on Toast

I Should Have Gone Shopping

I Wish

I'll Never Be a Laureate

I'll Teach You How to Scare

I'm a Dinky Do-Do

I'm a Hap Hap Happy Hippo

I'm Doing Really Fine

I'm Perfectly Normal You Know

I've Had a Good Day

I've Too Many Miles on My Clock

Ice Cream Stream (An)

Ickledy, Mickledy - Pickledy Too!

Identity Acceptance

If I Were But a Big Baboon

If I Were a Lion

If Pigs Could Fly

If I Were Not Afraid

If You Lived in a Dictionary

In the Learning Stream

In Search of Mr Right

Insomniac Poet (The)

Is It Friday 13th or . . . ?

It Could Be Worse

It Could Have Been You

It's All Too Clear

It's a Ghostie, My Dear

​It's Harvest Thanksgiving

It's Monster Week

It's Not All Bad, Is It?

It's Parents' Party Day

It's Raining Cats and Dogs

It Was Such a Nice Party

Johnny's Runny Nose

Land of No Ideas (The)

Laugh-a-Lot Tree (The)

Laughter Can Heal Hurts

Lie A-Bed Johnny

Limerick is Something You Eat (A)

Lots of Greedy Monsters

Matter of Taste (A)

Mattinee and Mints

Meet Percy Bacon

Miss Monster

Missing Ewe

Missing That Test

Missing Subject's Poetry (The)

Mistaken Identity

Mole in a Hole (A)

Monsters, Monsters, Everywhere

Monstrous Thing to Happen (A)

Mother Him But  . . .

Mr Boring

Mr Minute

Mr Monster Maths

Mr Pedantic

Mr Right and Mr Wrong

Mr Sanctimonious

Mrs What's-a-Name

Mucky Duck Limerick

My Giggle Escaped

My Granddad

My Hairy Scary Monster

My Warm Woolly Knickers

Myrtle the Turtle and Friends

Name Calling

Naming Your Puss-Cat

National Pets' Day

National Poetry Day?

Nincumpuze (The)

No More Snacks Please

No Time

Noodles and Doodles

Nose Pickers - Beware

Not a Lot

Not Done Your Homework?

Ode to the Computer Mouse

Oh, Dear, Dear, Dear and . . . .

Oh Fiddledy-Diddledy-Dee

Oh How We Laughed

Oh What a Mess!

Old King Compost

Old King Kan

Old Vigilante (An)

On Being Bossy

Ooooh!  You Little Scamp

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